Monthly statements for resident children
Send your kid an invoice for living at home.
A funny, believable, beautifully printed statement of what their room, their showers, and their snack habits actually cost — mailed to them every month.
A family novelty. Not a real bill — it says so right on the paper.
Household Billing Department
Invoice
Monthly statement for cost of living at home
HSI-202610-0042
Issued Oct 16, 2026
Terms: Net never
| Item | Today | On your own | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Housing (their space) | 300 sq ft × $0.75/sq ft | $225.00 | $650.00 |
| Electric | $150 ÷ 4 people | $37.50 | $55.00 |
| Internet | $75 ÷ 4 people | $18.75 | $40.00 |
| Groceries | $1,200 ÷ 4 people | $300.00 | $330.00 |
| Eating out (meals they were at) | Billed 100% to them | $120.00 | $120.00 |
| Phone | Their own cost | $100.00 | $25.00 |
A family novelty statement from Home Sweet Invoice. Not a bill; no payment is owed. Starting figures are national averages; every number is editable.
Example invoice — yours will use your own numbers.
How it works
Tell us about your home
Square footage, your mortgage or rent, and which rooms they occupy. Everything is prefilled with typical costs you can override.
We fill in typical costs
Utilities, groceries, their phone, car insurance — split fairly per person, with the math shown on every line.
We print and mail it on the 16th
A real first-class letter, in an envelope, stamped PAID BY PARENTS (or NET NEVER, your pick). It arrives before month-end.
Questions parents ask
Is this a real bill?+
No. It's a family novelty statement — a playful way to show your kid what living at home actually costs. No payment is owed, ever, and every invoice says so right on it.
Where do the numbers come from?+
Starting figures are national averages; every number is editable.
Does my kid need an account?+
No. Kids never sign up, log in, or enter anything. We only collect their first name, age, and a mailing address.
When does it arrive?+
Invoices are printed on the 16th and arrive before month-end. Sign up by the 12th to make that month's run.